Saturday, March 29, 2003

-->> ..ok.. let's see..

1) ..Fox Box's TMNT Art Contest info is here::





2) .. the Flash banner on 'Dream Wave's Main Page.. shows a shadowy foursome..



3) ..also keep an eye out ..NTN..will be havin' a whopper of an interview with the 'Dream Wave' /TMNT creative crew.. i'll keep a close eye on this one.. and will give ya the skinny-fan-dango as soon as Neil gives me a little more headway.. anyway.. it's Saturday night.. do you know where yir henchmen are?? ..

..gee whizz,Star Scream..the way ya keep breathin' down my neck like that is like ya wanna betray me or somthing..

..>v<

Friday, March 28, 2003

-->>.. Variant Cover fpr 'Dream Wave's' new TMNT Animation comic!!..


..Mikey's ego is only heightened n' fattened by his love of pizza.. damm he nearly takes up the whole damm wraparound cocer..sheesh!! Layoffa anchovies,buddy!!

..>v<

Friday, March 21, 2003

-->>.. NEXT WAVE..


....watch..i'll do a flipple ollie offa back rim into the gutter pile of the 4th quadrant of a tadpole.. 50 bucks says i'll make it??   Ya with me?? huh??  Are ya??


..EXTREME SPORTS TMNT's concept SKETCHES & Final Sculpts..

..see..we lied to you the whole time.. we're not really green.. WE'RE RUST !! HAHAHAAHAAAHA!! 'GET MEAN WITH THE RUST!!'.. ah..p00p....

..YEP..like you need 52 more variants of the Grusome Foursome.. but hey.. it keeps Mirage in the Green.. and the TMNTs in the rust (colour).. don't beleive me?? Check out the final sculpts. pretty tight!! 8)



..all other official TMNT Beger Boy Updates are ..here..so click here.. ya right here.. where it sez 'here' at least 3 times.. yeah.. here.. no that's 4... .. ah ph00ey!!

..>v<

Thursday, March 20, 2003

-->> ..this just stolen from an anonymous source..


'Diamond Comics' Distributors..gives you a sneek peek from the next issue of 'Previews' .. due in JUNE..::

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ANIMATED #1
by David, LeSean, Sander, & Ruffolo



..LEO!! WE REALLY WERE LATE ON THOSE 'SONY' PAYMENTS!!..

They move through the alleys and across the rooftops of the city--mysterious shadow warriors unique in the history of ninjas. In this first issue of their new adventures, tying in with the brand new animated series, learn the story of two men: Officer Ronnie Callahan, a rookie cop, and his old friend, Kenzo. Friends in their youth, they've gone their separate ways: Ronnie to the NYPD, and Kenzo to the fearsome criminal organization known as the Foot. Their paths will cross this night, intersecting with enigmatic, turtle-shelled denizens of sewers and darkness whose activities will result in the death of one of the friends...and the rise of an old menace in the heart of the city. NOTE: This issue will ship with two wraparound covers in equal ratio. One cover by LeSean and one variant cover by Pat Lee.
FC, 32pg..........$2.95




..also due in June..::

..the doctor showed me ..it's either a healthy baby girl, or a very healthy watermelon !!..MMmm..i love watermelon !!

..is Nancy Sumburm of Shawnee Mission,Kansas.. she is moving right along.. and her n' Mr.Sumburm are extremly excited.. as this marks a new venture in thier lives..as well as a new strain on thier 'SONY' payments..

.. >v<


Monday, March 17, 2003

-->> .. FORUMS are back up..

..pretend yir lucky..

..>v<

Saturday, March 15, 2003

-->> ..O' p00p..

..the Forums are down ..Mike is workin' with the web company on the problem so take heed happy posters ..don't play any swan song's just yet..



..but if you want to learn about some cool TMNT show music bites..

Click here for 'NT NETWORK's Interview with ..'John Seigler'..

'4 Kids ' Productions Music director as well as producer/composer for Turtle toons on the new
show!! .. Way to go, Neil V.!!

..>v<
**********************************************
-->> ..Nick-0 fer got to mention this..



..below is somethng we just got in yesterday -- one of four photos of the sculpt for the second in Playmates' series of limited-edition cold-cast TMNT sculptures; this time up: Michelangelo, master of the nunchaku! Pretty freakin' cool.. i also want all of you ta know i smell like rotten pork,i eat cut lil' fuzzy bunny rabbit feet n' i got an ego the size of Rhose Island X 10million!!* -Peter Laird




..Pizza Plaster P0wer!!..



*..that is an actual quote from Peter Laird.. honestly it really is!! Would i lie to you??
..>v<

Friday, March 14, 2003

Mirage Studios Updated the official TMNT Page today.... with what I consider a pretty frickin cool update.

Check out Peter Laird's BLAST FROM THE PAST. It features the very cool pencils by Peter, of the original cover.

If you'd like to contrast and compare... then my my my, go right ahead.

Here's Issue 1, from 84...

And now check out the pencils of Issue 50, part 1 of City at War.

Thursday, March 13, 2003

FOX BOX SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT!
It's Teenage Ninja Turtles Day At Toys "R" Us Times Square!

Saturday, March 22, 1-4pm
Toys "R" Us Times Square,
The Center of the Toy Universe·
1514 Broadway (at 44th Street)
New York City

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TMNT) fans can stop by Toys "R" Us Times Square, The Center of the Toy Universe· to get the first glimpse of the new trading card series by Fleer.

Guests will get to:
    Meet the artist who created Fleer's TMNT trading cards
    Enter the Turtle Card Flipping Challenge
    WIN a number of cool TMNT prizes
    Register to WIN a limited edition 9" figure of Leonardo by PlaymatesToys


PLUS... the first 200 guests will get a TMNT Sourcebook!

Everyone will get a chance to chat with Fleer's product experts who will be on hand to share tips for collecting and preserving your trading card collection.

Available exclusively now ONLY at...
Toys "R" Us Times Square
Don't miss it!






For more information, please call the Toys "R" Us Times Square Special Events Hotline at (646) 366-8855

Tuesday, March 11, 2003

-->> FLEER CARDS out MARCH 28 th!!


..i get the bubble gum..   ::NO ..i do..i called it first!!   ::  N0 way fodder face ..i get it.. ::Aw yir muther rides a vacumm cleaner.. ..:: I never knew my mother.. **Waaahhaaaa.


..Fleer/SkyBox's TMNT 2003 Trading Cards..~~!!


..click the link for the 'Fleer' site.. the skinny on the cards.. and a store locator...

.. to shell out the clams & add to yir ol' dusty collection of Garbage Pail Kids & PokEmon cards..

..lookit me!! i', cool.. i'm jumping out of a can of 'oooze'.. yeah.. really..  cool..    yeh.. sure..   kill me..

..Green OOZE Cards?? .. a dream come true!! WOWOWOWOW!! 8D

..>v<

Saturday, March 08, 2003

-->> Whoopee freekin' scooby doo!!

TMNT official fishy updates..

..look i'm a turtle logo.. n' i AM cleaver..look.. see.. my legs are actually swords.. isn't that cleaver.. n' my shell is a ying-yang.. i am so SOOOOOO  cool..        kill me..

(1)NEW yin/yan.. TMNT wallpaer desktop stuff.-click here..

(2>Updates to the TMNT vol. 1 database....click there..

(3)any OTHER TMNT updates.. i'm just way to freekin' fried to post here are at this link right here....not HERE ..there!!..





..and this announcement from DAN 'B-I-N-G-O n' Bingo was his NAME-o' Berger..TMNT web dude..::for you people heading North -east or livin' up there..





Peter Laird and most of the Mirage crew will be doing a rare signing at That's Entertainment in Worcester, Massachusetts on Saturday March 22 from 1 PM to 5 PM. Joining Peter will be Michael Dooney (TMNT cover painter and style guide artist), Jim Lawson (TMNT penciler), Eric Talbot (TMNT inker) and Dan Berger (TMNT gopher and web dude). For those of you in the area or willing ot make the trek, here's TE!'s address:


That's Entertainment
244 Park Avenue (Route 9)
Worcester, MA 01609
508-755-4207
Fax: 508-754-3882
http://www.thatse.com/


.. >v<


Thursday, March 06, 2003

-->>..
..!! ..

..NEW 'BLAST Featuring 'Splinter'!!
..Click here for 'BLAST' !!..
..plus get the low down on the new Halmark Movie ,A 'Toys R' Us' Exclusive TMNT source book and TMNT Toy Box sets!! 8D
....damm ,Now i got to share a box with you Putrid Turtles..GAAAH..!!   Heeeyy.. which of you ninjas ripped one.?! ..it reeks in here!!
..>v<

Wednesday, March 05, 2003

-->>00ps!!.. guess i missed this..

..!! ..


..it looks like i missed a few of Figures d0t com's continued Toy Fair pix.. ..click the link ..

to see some more images of the upcomind TMNT Lair Playset ..including the box..& the RAPH AND MIKEY Role Play toys .. no big deal..

..i'll see what else i can dig up..

>v<

Saturday, March 01, 2003

-->>AAUGGHH!!. Sometimes i f8ckin' hate fandom!!

Why should i have to "UPDATE" the 'UPDATES" on the official Ninja Turtle site?? ::
Sh8t!! Look!!

..'TurtleSkins got Baked Turtle appeal.. cuz thar made with Turtles n' Skins that're real!! ..


(1)-Click here to see Mirage's CEO Trade Show pix ..of some cool new TMNT art supply,backpacks,and TMNT skins to drape on you next halloween..amoung other things..



(2)-Look,Click here for all the official updates that matter..cuz i'm typing this at 4 in the A.M. .. my skull is killin me n' my head is

..spinnin'..

....OiOiOiOiOiOiOioooi!!..

..>v<

Friday, February 28, 2003

-->>..VRR00m~~!! ..

.. Another tight car custom.. just can't help but to post !! >8D
SHOhio '98 Convention Photographs!!


.. these are old photos & ya prolly seen them before .. but hey..if ya havn't ,it's news to you..

.. >v<

I dunno how long this has been out, but if you live in the UK, you can now purchase a double pack of the TMNT movie sequels.
Check out the specifications here!

Tuesday, February 25, 2003

-->>..whuddat ridin' up  my shell??  ..hey watch where yir stickin' that thing!! ..

.. AT the touching ,feeling X-Entertainment dot c0m.. you will touch and feel.. feelings & emotions..

..feel the love ..the warmth and the 'touching'..break out in song as April sings her ballad of longing for Turtle touching..
..Jeer as Shredder (a.k.a. Radar dish) b8tches n' moans about how much he hates music..

..LEARN the trade secrets..of the Turtles Terror Tour ..and all the touching and feeling and feelings and emotion..of touching Turtles..


Touch me.. and read.. ::

MATT 's XE- & 'THE MAKING OF THE COMING OUT THIER SHELLS Video!!

..we're big Fans here of X-E ya know.. but i was so high on cocaine and paint fumes that i missed..

the X-E 'TMNT-Just Say No!!' article

..@=^ wwhh00000AAaoo..l00kit alla pretty cl0ulorz n' read that one too.. >v<

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..THANK YOU !! ..

..also..

.. A freeking big thank you to all who have supported the site ..to all those who donated.. we have gotten more than 1/2 ..
of what we need to keep the place open.. if you still haven't donated..or can't.. THANK YOU as well!!


Your Support is always appreciated no matter at what level you are.. We love ya!! Again..THANKS SO MUCH!!


8)
..now a word from the super Turtle-d0rk whose name is on this site..





..THANK YOU !! Operators are standing by..



Dear Friendz,

.. i'd like to personally thank all of you for helping to support my lame arse Ninja Turtle site that is lame!!

..N0 this isn't tOkKa writing this ..it's really Mikey..eh..yeah REALLY!!

Anyh00.. Ninja turtles has become my life..and i am a lazy nim rod who can't figure out a

brick from a bracket n' tOkKa
really is the one who does all the work..so really you all should be thanking him and not me..

..but well thank you for your continued support even tho' i am a loser..

.. i have no dignity but i love you all

love ,L00Zer.. i mean, Mikey "quartrpoundermane"


!!
Thanks ,Mikey.. we know your a l00ser.. but that is why we love you ..cuz you are so pathetic in your Ninja Turtle fetish
..that we pity you !! Thanks for making the most ghetto ninja turtle Fan site on the net..

..and thank you for destroying my self-worth by making me your slave!!

8P

..one of these days i will get the keys to this lock.. i will escape from this dark,cold cellar.. and my pastey white arse ..

..will get his revenge by destroying your vintage "Leonardo sings Sinatra" LP collection!!



8D ..I hate you!!

.. >v<


Friday, February 21, 2003

-->> 1st-
..Help us help you..

Help Keep Mikey's running!! ..see 'red' announcement on the main page..**

2nd -official TMNT site update-0z
** RE-hashed TMNT strips..

..!!..
**More new TMNT toy pix of some new sculpts of good old buddies ..

..Crap-abunga!!.
**More Crusty New TMNT 'official wall paprs for yir desktop ..

..!!..
**Bosanova new 'Blast from the Past!! ..

And this announcement thingee from Dan 'Boingo' Burger::
Peter Laird and most of the Mirage crew will be doing a rare signing at That's Entertainment in Worcester, Massachusetts on Saturday March 22 from 1 PM to 5 PM. Joining Peter will be Michael Dooney (TMNT cover painter and style guide artist), Jim Lawson (TMNT penciler), Eric Talbot (TMNT inker) and Dan Berger (TMNT gopher and web dude). For those of you in the area or willing ot make the trek, here's TE!'s address:

That's Entertainment
244 Park Avenue (Route 9)
Worcester, MA 01609
508-755-4207
Fax: 508-754-3882


http://www.thatse.com/


3rd- FRITTERS!!
..MMMMMM-Boy..tastey!! ..

Thursday, February 20, 2003

-->>
..pain' inna ..
..o' well, i tried to steal the graphic.. guess i'm an Ass ..
..excuse me..




HEEE-yaw..HEE-yaw..
..>v<

Wednesday, February 19, 2003

-->>.. ehh.. let's try that again..

Michael Perez-posted
Want even MORE Ninja Turtles stuff???
http://www.alteredstatesmag.com/albums/tf2k3-playmates/Plan2.sized.jpg

Check that out... Squint hard and you'll see just what surprises are comin' up!


..get yir bi -F0cals....
.. ah .there ya go.. my mother used ta say.. 'When push comes ta shove.. n' worse comes to worse..
.. and ya just can't sem to get the jar of mayo open.. not even with the hammer..
..
steal thier graphic!! >8)
..
.. and THAT'S .. WHY I'M THE BAD GUY!! .. >v<

Tuesday, February 18, 2003

Want even MORE Ninja Turtles stuff???
http://www.alteredstatesmag.com/albums/tf2k3-playmates/Plan2.sized.jpg

Check that out... Squint hard and you'll see just what surprises are comin' up!