Thursday, April 28, 2005

-->> !!'s here ..!! F.H.E.'s long awaited follow up to the classic reoffering of TMNT season 1 last year.. !!

But for the fisrt time .. all 13 eps are available in 1 fine package !! B.S. !!

Crooked Ninja Turtles,Incredible Shrinking ones,Pastey White Baxter Stockman that 'flys',The Eye of Sarnath,REX-1,Punk Frogs,Human Splinter,Channel 6 cat woman,and the return of the Technodrome.

It's Krang's lucky 13.. available for 15 bucks and cheaper !! (I got mine for about $9.00 !! Now let's get crackin' on Season 3 !!

-- From Mr.B at official TMNT d0t c0m..

"Last minute convention notice (sorry - we're not all that organized when it comes to cons). Peter Laird, Michael Dooney, Dan Berger and Jim Lawson (Eric Talbot had to cancel due to family commitments) will be appearing this Sunday, May 1, at the Comic Book Show at the Nashua, New Hampshire Holiday Inn.(--click here for info ,~tOkK)..

-- ..4Kids TV has a poll for favorite show up on their site, and the TMNT aren't winning! Get on over there and vote, pollsters! "(--click here for 4K!ds TV Poll Page)

-- And don't forget,New York TMNT Fans ::

" on APRIL 29TH, come and join the festivities at the TMNT SHELLRIFIC IN-STORE EVENT!.." at Toys R' Us Times Square !!

From 3:00 - 3:30 PM, you'll have a chance to see a live performance of the Supreme Green Fightin' Machines using their Ninjitsu skills, learn Turtles trivia, and answer questions for a chance to win some cool prizes!

PLUS... from 4:00 - 4:30 and 5:00 - 5:30 PM, have your photo taken with the Turtles as a special keepsake!

So stop by Toys "R" Us Times Square for a day of Turtles!

Visit or call the Special Events hotline at (646) 366-8855 for more information.

..that's tommorrow !! If you can't make it there don't make it anywhere's,New York !! It's up ta you !! Get yir tennies on n' marathon to the front of the Turtle line now !!


Wednesday, April 27, 2005

-->>..don' worry,master.. just a lil' bit more scrubbin' with Lysol here n' i'll have that pee spot cleaned up in a good as new !! Look'it that shine !!

What the TMNT Cartoon lacks in the way of a tie-in comic book more than makes up for it on the book racks at your fave Barnes & Noble n' book shoppes everywhere !! Simon Spotlight (--Simon's TMNT list starts here) has a whole turtle-slop fest of books already out n' a buch more ready for your reading pleasure !!

The first novel 'Shadows Over ChinaTown' features an all new story by Mirage Faithful Steve Murphy and tight full-colour illustrations former Dream Wave scribe scribbler :Patrick

April befriends a fellow antique dealer : Wei Yang. However Wei Yang has run afoul n' a-FOOT of the Purple Dragons as they extort him for "protection" Money. April and the TMNT send Raph to Chinatown to watch over the old man and his shoppe. But where there's trouble with Purple Dragon's there's bound to be trouble far more sinister (and Shredder-ie). And in this case something magically sinister !!

.. a great quick read for both young and young at heart TMNT fans ..commin' at ya with all the bookmarks n' spikes this silly sinister-snapper can reccommend !!

(And when all ya gots is spikes.. you get holes in all yir books n' it takes ya awhile to figger out what's really givin' your books all them holes.. n' ain't the cock roaches,buddy !!)

-- Direct news from Mr.B and the TMNT offical slush-site :

"..We've been getting a lot of requests for Playmates Toys' release schedule, so here it is as it stands today (bear in mind that things often change):

* Currently scheduled for June release:

1) Gen

2) Feudal Shredder

3) Robo Huntin' Turtles

* Currently slated for release in mid to late July:

1) Mutant Copter

2) Sour Power Mutant Maker

3) Sewer Spewer

4) Stealth FX Weapons (no pix available)

5) Combat Warriors (I'm not sure what these are, I assume TMNT variants)

6) Combat Cruisers (The packaging at Toy Fair had the figs in the box with the bike, but perhaps they'll be sold separately - see above. Time will tell)

7) Monster Trappers

8) M.E.C.H. Wrekkers

* Currently scheduled for September release:

1) Mystic Fury TMNT

2) Karai

3) Minnetonka Mutant (toy based on a contest run by Playmates Toys - a roach-like mutant that features the face of the contest winner. No pix available, sorry.)

That's the scoop for now."

..n' that's all the floop n' figure flop that's fit ta poop..

.. i'm pooped.. see ya !!


Sunday, April 24, 2005

-->>..ah ..

it's once again time for the popular and contraversial Soap-opera that is ::

MIKEY's TMNT !! today'e episode we have part 3,015 entitled..

"The Schizo Snapper Once Again Makes an Ass of Himself n' Hurts his Friend's Feelin's Cuz He's Such an Heel.."



Friday, April 22, 2005

..before we' was black n' white.. we took issue with our shades of grey !!

Courtesy info c/o the Official TMNT d0t com & Machias B.

.."What you see below is the front cover to a special limited edition (3000 copies) of the first issue of TMNT which will be available for the first time at the Portsmouth, NH comic con on May 22 of this year (go to --(Click here).. for more information).

.. What is new about this reprint is that I have retoned and relettered it, as part of a long-term effort to "remaster" all of the old issues of TMNT. There is also an essay by Ralph DiBernardo, who -- 21 years ago -- produced the Portsmouth Minicon at which Kevin and I premiered the first issue of the TMNT. .."

.. more n' pleanty of incentive ta hop over there if your in the Northwest neck !! Ya miss this you'll wanna ring yir own neck !!


Tuesday, April 19, 2005

-->>..gee whizz.. ya think the people at the Turtle packin' plant in China coulda wrapped this coard around my arms a lil' TIGHTER ?! Gee whizz !!..OWCH !!'s a b7tch n' then ya fly ..
..start checkin' your dollar stores and Walley-marts....the TMNT mini collection gets 4 new Turtles to add to the flyin' dockets.. and at just under 2 bucks a pop.. every lil' kid can skip on the corn flakes n' spend his money on these neat lil' Paratroops.. (sans the Koopas!!). Toss 'em up outside n' watch your Turtle gently & gracefully float down to the ninja ground to kick some F00T pah-toot !! (Hey.. don' take much to impress this simple minded snapper!!)

..tryin'' up loose ends..


..tOkK is tacklin' alot of bull crap lately.. sorry if i let the news slip here and there. My approach is to get even the teeniest bits of info even on a mundane or most awsome level when it come to your great GREEN GUYS..alas:
..yir snapper buddy is only inhuman so.. months ago i made a promise Steve Murphy editor on TALES and one of the big guys at Mirage ..i beleive in good causes..n' i do my best to keep my promises.. so ..: reported in TALES of TMNT # 8::
Congrats to Melinda (KAZ) on naming the F-104 Wood Turtle !!

..the Turtle girl is named : Akemi (bright and beautiful in Japanese ..)
..the name the turtle contest is over (well maybe she needs a middle name..) but the Wood Turtle project still goes on.Donations can be made to :

The University of Massachusetts and sent to ::

Paul Sievert,Assistant Unit Leader- Wildlife.USGS,Massachusetts Cooperative Fish & Wildlife Research Unit Department of of Natural Resources Conservation

319 Holdsworth Hall.University of Massachusetts Amherst

Amherst,MA 01003-4220

..i'm doin' my best,folks.. things have been lookin' grim and grimmer..(so hard not to grimace.. my attention span is as short as my spikes are long.. (gee that was long winded..)..but i'll keep punchin' along with all the TMNT news that's used n' abused the best i can. ..

Chowderbunga, Meatballs !! (Oi-vey.. dat's deffly not Kosher !! )

Wednesday, April 13, 2005

-->>..lady Shredder !!

..older news.. (tOkK's had his brain n' his spikes in a bundle lately..sorry)..but in cased you missed it
..T.N.I has really great shots of Karai's first ever fig --start clickin' right here.. here !! Me o' My !!

Tip offs from Mr.B and official TMNT d0t com's !!::

--"PRESS RELEASE: In celebration of McDonald's 50th Anniversary, they are creating a one-of-a-kind historical display in their new restaurant at Clark and Ontario Streets in Chicago, IL. The permanent display will feature memorabilia, photos, and video clips of cultural and historical significance from the 1950s to the present.The display will include several Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle/ Mirage Studios licensed items representing the 1980s, including Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles figures set (Donatello, Michelangelo, Leonardo, & Raphael), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles stickers and an assortment of TMNT buttons. The 50th Anniversary McDonald's opens to the public on April 15th, 2005.

--"KOL (Aol's Kids division ~tOkK)is sponsoring a 17 city mall tour that the Turtles will be a part of, featuring signage and hand out give-a-ways. The signage promotes the Turtles' appearance on 4KIDS TV (see the image above). 4Kids will be giving out Turtles products at the tour appearances.

The mall tour is called "The Kids Time Extreme Mall Tour” (“KTMT”).
KOL is a Premiere Sponsor of the KTMT (AOL is also the Exclusive Online Partner of the Mall Tour) which is scheduled to appear in 17 shopping malls throughout the country and will feature kid friendly and educational activities. KTMT estimates 700,000 individuals will attend the Mall Tour (kids + parents).

KOL is promoting the Mall Tour via local TV and radio ads, inclusion in the Sports Illustrated for Kids Magazine, KTMT banners, posters, flyers, signage and other promotional materials that place the KOL logo, including food court table tents, mall signage, pamphlets, brochures, and stage decorations. Check out the schedule below and if you live in the area that the tour is passing through, keep your ear to the ground to find out where it will be taking place - and then get down to the mall to score some Turtles stuff!

"The Kids Time Extreme Mall Tour" Dates & Tour Cities


















.. start gettin' out yir dayplanners n' calenders..this is th' biggest thing to hit the mall scince Sanny Clause !! oii!!


Saturday, April 09, 2005

-->> !!

..This will make ya jump n' shout !!

"Gamerz-Edge Exclusive: Interview with Kevin Munroe"

..a special thanks to Steve ..the b0ss at Gamerz-Edge for the super cool,super revealin'interview with Kevin Munroe the lead guy and TMNT CGI: Movie director for the next TMNT silver-screen outing ..all digital n' action packed !!

--AWSOME INTERVIEW IS JUST A CLICK AWAY..--startin' here.. ,my prickly lil' amigoes !!


Thursday, April 07, 2005


Ripped off Mr.B's offical TMNT page ..::

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles have risen out of the sewers and are taking over their hometown of New York! Toys "R" Us Times Square will be rockin' when Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo and Leonardo are blasting thru!

THE ENTIRE TMNT TOY LINE from Playmates Toys will be featured in their very own FEATURE SHOP the WHOLE MONTH OF APRIL!

AND, on APRIL 29TH, come and join the festivities at the TMNT SHELLRIFIC IN-STORE EVENT!

From 3:00 - 3:30 PM, you'll have a chance to see a live performance of the Supreme Green Fightin' Machines using their Ninjitsu skills, learn Turtles trivia, and answer questions for a chance to win some cool prizes!

PLUS... from 4:00 - 4:30 and 5:00 - 5:30 PM, have your photo taken with the Turtles as a special keepsake!

So stop by Toys "R" Us Times Square for a day of Turtles!

Visit or call the Special Events hotline at (646) 366-8805 for more information.

..if you NYC TMNT guys n' girls are gonna go.. plan ahead and get there early !!

Click here for the direct Toys R' Us-NYC info link regarding this event !!

-- ..once Again :T-drome's N.Turtle..::

"IMDb (--click here for the info) has put up a new page for the upcoming TMNT movie under the title "TMNT:Immortal". See it here.
I have no idea on how official this name is, it could very well be completely temporary."


Wednesday, April 06, 2005


--..well i have finally decided the !! terrible2z 5 1/6 Anniversary Colouring Contest Winners ..

..well ya see.. umm.. heh ..they were just all too good.

..before ya start thrwoin' pies..remember that this contest came with no gaurantees ..while yeh i have chosen the 1st,2nd and 3rd palce winners..

.. i've decided that well ..there's a 4th,5th,6th ..ect. place winners as well.

That's right !! I'm buyin' ya all off !!


Right now i am contactin the 1,2, & #3 winners.. then subsequently after that.. i'll confirm with the rest of y'all.. n' start sending out the prizes over the coming month !!

..ok..there ..i said my peace. Contraversial as my decison was.. it was still my decision. So.. umm.. yeh.. we're all winners here.. stick that in yir hat n' wear it. Yir special.. o' so very special.. just like tOkKie !!

I'll try to post the 1,2, & 3 winners before the end of the week.. !!


Tuesday, April 05, 2005

-->> !!

..the Turtle stars are in alignment tonight !!

..Vivian Wu ('Princess Mitsu' of TMNT 3)sez..

"The bigger your dream is, the more you may achieve. So, just go ahead and never stop dreaming.." more about the former famed rebel princess and the current exploits of one of tOkKa's favourte actresses and "Triumph of a `Shanghai Lady' .."

--..starting here from Shanghai Daily news via T-drome's N-turtle ..::

"Neil (also known as Shredder or Vegita-san) of Ninja Turtles Network recently did an interesting phone interview with James Avery, the original voice actor for the Shredder on the old TMNT show, so be sure to check that out(--click here..).."


Monday, April 04, 2005

-->>..oo great.. now i can read MY SELF when i go to d' can !!

I noticed.. Simon and Schuster has more and more books stacked up in their growing TMNT library..!!
The up coming Leonardo !is a combo action plush/book .. open his shell for a real Cool Leo story !! Meant for the younger fan.. but still cool fun for any TMNT or Leo scribe !!

You can check all the Simon Spotlight titles and 'Leonardo' ! --starting here !!


Saturday, April 02, 2005

We got two updates this week.

We got some shocking things to go over, I gar-an-tee.

And of course, there is the aftermath.

Saw Sin City. Good? I thought so. Not a movie I'll pull out and watch every day on DVD, but I thought it was decent. It's dialouge seemed ripped from the comics, and cos of that, it didn't feel right all the time, and sometimes was laughable, but definately worth a look.

Friday, April 01, 2005

-->> !!


O'no ..NOT AGAIN !!

I can't beleive..


terrible even !!


..maybe with some ..


plenty of rest and.. will feel better !!

..have a good April Fools !!