Friday, December 31, 2004

-->> !!

UPON THE NEW YEAR for Mikey's and terrible2z !!

..we behold the epiphany ..and thus..

-- a special story starts here on tOkKA'z KriB ..just for you !!


Thursday, December 30, 2004

-->> ..i know who's gettin' lumps of coal NEXT YEAR !!

..Santa snatchers n' forum snatchers.. it's all relative..
..but here is a complete list on Amazon--(click here) .. of Simon Spotlight's Teenage mutant Ninja Turtles books.. including "Santa Snatchers" and a few others i missed as the TMNT library continues to grow !!

Keep an eye out for this awsome stencil book too fer all ya buddin' urban art guys n' girls !!

- Here's a great tip from my good buddy, N.turtle at T-drome ::

"..the recent devastating tsunamis that have claimed, as of right now, over 70,000 lives in Asia compel us to think outside our everyday behavior and routines. As you may know the damage is so widespread and the subsequent spread of diseases that the situation will incur only adds to the misfortune of those in the affected areas now. The total cost of this disaster is practically inconceivable and it will take a long time for things to return to an even fairly normal state. That is why I ask that you try to help in the processes of providing relief by making a donation, however small, to some of the aid organizations involved in the effort:

Network for Good (--starting here.)

The Network for Good has several donation options for multiple organizations that are doing work in affected zones right now.

..Thanks, N.T.


Wednesday, December 29, 2004


..thanks for all the support on the forum issue ,guys.
The elves are still working away at this trying to get it back up. So don't fret !!

The forums were hacked apperantly just 'CUZ' they think Mike is a big asshole and appearently tOkKa is simply too retarded to do anything about it.

This was all about revenge. GEE..just great.

I mean it's not like Mike is a real person ot anything. Naw.. it's not like he's busting his ass off to keep this website up. No way!! It's not like he's sinking his hard earned money into this website. NO !! It's all up here just like fucking magic. Not through some really nice people who have donated their own hard earned money to keep this place up. Or what little cheese i manage to work my ass off for to keep my part of the web site up. Naw.. we're not real people. Actually were just a bunch of f8cking cyber-robots ,who act like assholes to everyone and so we just get pwnz0red.. that's why we are OWN3D right now. We're not real hard working people at all. We're not real ..kind of like the cartoon characters this web site is based on. Naww..

..we're not really even a community here,right. Just a bunch od "morons" who congregate and bullsh7t. Right.

Awsome!! Yeh that's all Mike does is just sit behind some big fat monitor high above on some mountain of evil somehwere just trying to piss and hurt all you hackers out there.. just make you angry and hurt yir feelings.


To these people ..we aren't real. We aren't anything but sh7t. So be it.

We'll get things back together.. and we'll be stronger for it.

Thanks for support ,friends..

.. and to the haters ..well have your fun while it lasts..

Monday, December 27, 2004

Yes, the forums have been hacked. But rest assured we are doing all in our power to get it up and running again.

NOTE: I have disabled access to the forum page to prevent any more posting and editing.

Please check back here for more updates on this situation.
-->>..o there ya go..!!

Well the Forums have been hacked once again. I have a feeling i know who it was. The thing about the forums here is that i'm really just working alot and it's on in the background and it's how i can stay on top of things. This particular person hadn't been banned. Instead they had been temporarily suspended until i could talk with Mikey and see what to do about the poster. Well ..instead of taking simple logical route and simply emailing me about thier concerns. They have decided to hack the forums to get revenge. Stress everyone out. Stress Mikey out. And stress me out.

I do the best i can to keep my cool and keep my own personal problems at bay. The anxiety flys high and dammit once again someone just wants to f8ck with me and my friends. Ok ..well i'm just second in command here. You gotta deal with Mike now.
again ..i'm usually pretty reasonable. I work with Mike and the other mods to bend the rules for people. To try to keep peace on these silly forums and give everyone a fair shake. So yeh ..instead of contacting me directly.. .. you do this. Well it's out of my hands now. So.. no matter what happens now.. there will be no way i can compromise with anyone now. You've ruined it not just for everyone..but yourself.

It's real nice to know people will take advantage of a schizo and stab me in the back like that. Thanks man !!

As to the rest of you.. ONCE AGAIN..WE'RE WORKING ON IT. WE'LL GET THE FORUMS BACK UP A.S.A.P. ..check back here as the day goes by for more updates.'s been a very hard and dark weekend..but this is part of what we gotta deal with around here.

Thanks to the haters.. you sure know how to make me feel like a million bucks worth of sh7t.. and to friends.. thanks for your support and sorry for the inconvience.

Sunday, December 26, 2004

-->> .. !!.. !!.. !!

..hope you had a better holiday experience than the Spaze Caze did!!

--see his X-mas trivails --starting here !!


Friday, December 24, 2004

Thursday, December 23, 2004

-->>..heh heh's fun to make baby Jesus cry !!

..that big ol' meanie ;Santa pulls another fast one he always does this time of year!!

Shoppin' at Wal-mart late last night..sho' nuff!!
..a slew of deluxe TMNTs were there all shiney on the pegs,Straight from Santa's workshop in the Norpole a.k.a. Hong Kong ..Oi !!

All 6 Air Ninja figures were there Foot Soldier,Shredder, and the TMNTs,With hoverboards,weapons,missles,hooks and pulleys..aaggh ..Turtle-air warfare !!
All 6 Turbo Basher Figs were on peg as well.. TMNTs,Shredder, and Zanramon....the little migets have a launcher so you can launch the figures at eachother and zoom out with pop-out blades for more air battles!!
EEsh.. I only had enough $$ to get the Foot Soldier Air Ninja and The Zanramon basher..but till kinda neat!!
See what Santa brings or save your gift certificates from Gramma for after the holiday ..these guys are roughly about 10 bucks a pop !! Bah humbungle!!

-- Our Forum's own Newton Gimmick has a special TMNT Christmas story he'd like to share with you --starting here !! Thanks, Newt !!


Tuesday, December 21, 2004

-->> .. !!.. !!.. !!.. !!

..more magical fun with the 'Spaze Caze' --starting here !!


Wednesday, December 15, 2004

-->>..gee whizzz..everyone is just so  ANGGRRRYY !! reported before..Volume 14 .. TMNT- City at War video is set to hit January 18 !! Here's the box art..NICE !!


Tuesday, December 14, 2004

-->> ..Shredder!? Lighting-itchy eyes ?? Clear Eyes has an ingredient  
<br /> to moisturize   !!

..TokyoPop have a manga rep second ta' none !! If you haven't checked out The Cine-Manga books ..(Graphic novel versions utilizing screen caps from the actual shows) from shows like "That's so Raven",Spongebob,Shrek 2, to Family Guy..they aren't too bad. The fist TMNT volume : "It's a Shell of A Town" adapts two of eps from season one ('Things Change', and 'The Unconvincing Turtle Titan'). With slick layout and a few cool GRAPH-X by Michel Dooney and Khary Randolph !! $7.99 .. makes a cool lil' stockin' stuffer.. well that's what i think.

Whatever.. i eat paste.

..Superman may have the #1 spot of All Time Greatest Super Heroes ..but click --here to see who rounds out the top 10 !!


Friday, December 10, 2004

-->> !!

..more than half the time i'm poutin' n' spoutin' about the newest TMNT toys and groovy grindings that the green team apears on.. truth is tho' .. now more than ever family's are hurting trying to make ends meet and provide for their kids and the holiday season can be extremly difficult ..any chance you have to help is a great gift to give to everyone, the needy, kids and yourself. I will recommend the..

"Starbucks HOLIDAY ANGELS JOY DRIVE: Donate a gift for a seriously ill hospitalized child served by the Starlight Children’s Foundation by bringing new, unwrapped books and toys at area Starbucks locations. Daily through the holidays. " Last week i managed to drop some TMNT goods in the basket that the 'Starbucks' store had set out ..filled with all sorts of books,toys and games just waiting to make some kids happy at 'Starlight' !! I know money is tight sometimes and it's tough for alot ..but this year ,more than ever we're in this together. If you're out buzzin' around for holiday gifts.. pick up a Turtle or two or any toy..drop into Stubucks for your latte buzz and drop off your unwrapped gift to make things a little brighter !!

Thanks !! ~~ **

Wednesday, December 08, 2004

-->> ..I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a gecko and your father smelt of Jurassic Park III..!!

.. Ninja Knights who say Cowabunga !! .. These Mid-EVIL times call for heroic warriors.. round tables.. and holy grails.. !!

.. Check yonder pegs at fine merchants fortnaught the Ninja Knights have laid heed to yonder yonderable damsel in distress is in need of thine protection from thon-yonderable DRAGOON !!

..err.. TMNTs in the Funky Knight get-ups are poppin' up.. keep your eyes peeled n'be good, maybe the Jolly Ol' Elf in yonder sleigh may slip one under the tree fer yas !!



Looking for a rugged radio-controlled vehicle that can tackle tough terrain? Then this replica of a popular Monster Jam truck is for you. It's a full-function R/C with working suspension, air tires and more fun features.

..the Tyco R/C Monster Jam TMNT; Raphael Truck is out n' about mooshin' every kids Tonkas and toy lists.. Bat Man up there has some Tough competition on the Truck Trash Track. Look to spend between 30 - 41 bucks tho' .. oii !!


Monday, December 06, 2004

-->> ..outta the way..we're late for the porky-pine convention !! are the best gamers.. and Game Industry News knows that !!
Check out 6-year old :Nathan's Review of TMNT2 Battle Nexus for GBA durn c00l !!

-- Nathan's review start's here !!

Friday, December 03, 2004

-->>..what Triceraton chidren get in their happy meals..

..big fat official TMNT d0t com.. update !!

amoung contests and comic strips.. Santa sends tiding to Mr.B.. ..with new MOC images of the Air Ninja Turtles,Battle Nexus TMNTs (including,Drako,Ultimate Ninja, and the mighty Traximus), and some repackaged Mutation Figure duos !! -- the toy page starts here !!
..these updates usually mean NEW TMNT toys on the pegs within one to 3 weeks or so from the update ! !

-- ..more info courtesy of Michael DeVincent ..and the official TMNT d0t com.. ::


Mirage Studios and Playmates Toys bring you a true collectible Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. The Limited Edition Cold cast Statue of Leonardo includes katana blade weapons, is hand-painted and stands 9” tall. The sculpture is based on art from issue #1 of original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles comic book and each box features creator Peter Laird’s autograph and an original drawing! A certificate of authenticity included. Leonardo is the first in a series of four cold casts, each based on one of the four Turtles.

This signed version is strictly limited to only 100 pieces and is exclusively available on eBay. See attached photo. Go to the link below to view this item.
-(click here)


This Unique Gold Plated Statue of Leonardo includes katana blade weapons and stands 9” tall. The sculpture is based on art from issue #1 of the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles comic book. The box has been signed by Peter Laird, the creator of the TMNT, making this Leonardo collectible priceless. 100% of the proceeds from this auction will be donated to the Wood Turtle Conservation project run by the Massachusetts Cooperative Fish and Wildlife Research unit.
This is the only one made and is exclusively available on eBay. .. Go to the link below to view this item.

-(click here)

To view all eBay Exclusive Toy Items for the Holiday Season, go here:

-(click here) "


--..also looks like ,once again TMNT are teamin up with.. ::

Coke and Turtles that tastes good... caffeine free for you!

2004 schedule for the five Coca-Cola Holiday Caravan trucks:


Friday, December 3, 2004
Pennsville, NJ
Burger King #3346 - 462 North Broadway, 08070
8:00 am - 9:00 am
Philadelphia, PA

Burger King #10740 - 90 Franklin Mills Blvd., 19154
11:00 am - 12:00 pm
Warrington, PA

Burger King #13726 - 60 Easton Road, 18976
2:00 pm - 3:00 pm
Langhorne, PA

Burger King #3600 - 340 North Oxford Valley Rd., 19047
5:00 pm - 6:00 pm
Allentown, PA

Lehigh Valley Syrup Plant - 7551Schantz Rd., 18106
7:30 pm - 8:00 pm

Saturday, December 4
Chelsea, MA
Burger King #2553 - 150 Everett Avenue, 02150
11:00 am - 12:00 pm
Wilmington, MA

Burger King #8855 - 280 Lowell St., 01887
1:30 pm - 2:30 pm
Waltham, MA

Burger King #5100 - 822 Lexington St., 02154
4:00 pm - 5:00 pm
Framingham, MA

Burger King #1302 - 259 Cochituate Rd., 01701
6:30 pm - 7:30 pm

Sunday, December 5

Monday, December 6

Tuesady, December 7

Wednesday, December 8
Brooklyn Park, MN
Walmart - 8000 Lakeland Avenue north, 55445
11:00 am - 3:00 pm

Shakopee, MN
Walmart - 8181 Carriage Road, 55379
5:00 pm - 9:00 pm

Thursday, December 9
Andover, MN
County Market - 13735 Round Lake Blvd., 55304
11:00 am - 3:00 pm

Hopkins, MN
Driskills - 25 11 Avenue north, 55343
5:00 pm - 9:00 pm

Friday, December 10
Chaska, MN
Coopers - 710 North Walnut St., 55318
11:00 am - 3:00 pm

Waconia, MN
Mackenthun - 851 Market Drive, 55387
5:00 pm - 9:00 pm

Saturday, December 11
Eagan, MN
Walmart - 1360 Town Center Drive, 55123
11:00 am - 3:00 pm

Blaine, MN
Walmart - 4405 Pheasant Ridge Drive NE, 55449
5:00 pm - 9:00 pm

Sunday, December 12
St. Francis, MN
County Market - 23122 St. Francis Blvd. NW 55070
11:00 am - 3:00 pm

Champlin, MN
County Market - 8600 114th Avenue North, 55316
5:00 pm - 9:00 pm

Monday, December 13

Tuesday, December 14

Wednesday, December 15
Fishkill, NY
Walmart # 1810 - 2400 Route 9, 12524
12:00 pm - 3:00 pm

Danbury, CT
Stew Leonards - 99 Federal Road, 06811
5:00 pm - 8:00 pm

Thursday, December 16
Howard Beach, NY
Waldbaums # 651 - 156-02 Cross Bay Blvd., 11414
12:00 pm - 3:00 pm

Rockaway, NY
Waldbaums # 616 - 112-15 Beach Channel, 11694
5:00 pm - 8:00 pm

Friday, December 17
Carle Place, NY
Waldbaums #610 - 2 Westbury Avenue, 11514
12:00 pm - 3:00 pm

Massapequa, NY
Waldbaums #256 - 5508 Sunrise Hwy, 11758
5:00 pm - 8:00 pm

Saturday, December 18
Jericho, NY
Waldbaums #289 - 336 North Broadway, 11753
12:00 pm - 3:00 pm

Stony Brook, NY
Waldbaums #601 - 2162 Nesconset Hwy, 11790
5:00 pm - 8:00 pm

Sunday, December 19
East Setauket, NY
Waldbaums #277 - 4054 Nesconset Hwy, 11733
12:00 pm - 3:00 pm

Rocky Point, NY
Walbaums #611 - 245 Route 25 A, 11778
5:00 pm - 8:00 pm

..looks like the East-coast is the place to be fer fizzy Coke,Santa and TMNTs !!