World War 3.... be all that you can be!

Why did I have a sex dream about Elijah Wood? .... That's just disturbing. I'm glad I didn't check to see if he had hairy feet in the dream.

It's strange having Monday off. Albert called me yesterday to ask me if I wanted the day off because he needed Wednesday off. Coincidence that Lord of the Rings opens on that day? I think not. Either way, I'm going to see it that day.

Ever since the "iguana incident" last week, I've been having nightmares about evil reptiles. The latest one... which did not feature a Hobbit circle-jerk.... had me staring out the kitchen window into the backyard. There were several monitor lizards writhing outside the window and a large alien-esque reptile hobbling across the lawn. It was furry and reptilian at the same time, with pincers for a mouth and it waddled like a possum.

It actually reminded me a lot of the creature from Brotherhood of the Wolf...





Very scary.

BTW, they caught Saddam... Yeah. Now get us the fuck out of Iraq already.