..stupid ideals..

Dear
I recently visited your website www.mikeystmnt.com/ turnaround/files/links.htm and I like it very much.

I would very much appreciate a link from your web site to one of my projects, an adult dvd/video shop.

To make this attractive for you I can offer two links from two different websites, one non erotic and one erotic site.

Both of these web sites have a lot of visitors and good rankings in the search engines.

Please let me know if you are interested so we can work out the details.

Sincerely,
Laura
laura_benning@yahoo.co.uk

Dear Laura,

I'm sure you're making a great effort at building your online business. But in order to gain my interest, I would appreciate it if you would actually address me by name -- not just a blank space.

In addition, Are you insinuating that I am no one, and that no one will visit my web site unless I am linked to your mighty web-traffic alluring porno website? I AM someone! My mom told me so. And really, this site branches off of a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles page! Do you really want kids finding this stuff?

And by the way, why are you only offering me 5% of your profits? If I am going to be attracting people who enjoy watching porno, which ranges from "woo" to "puke," to my website, then I expect a better compensation. I'm into porn just as much as the next guy, but let's face it... not all porn is happy porn. And I'd rather not associate myself with the people searching out "Barnyard Babes Part 6."

Thanks, but no thanks. I am happy with my little group of visitors. I don't NEED a lot of people drawn here just to read my petty thoughts on life.

-Mikey (Yes I DO have a name.)

Here's a couple of pics of my haircut. I'm not able to spike it as well as I want because I'm out of my Got2B Glued tube ran out a few days ago. And like I said yesterday, I am not going to pay 17 bucks for a small can of goop for my hair. I don't care how much it smells like coconut.

I don't even know why I'm up right now. I am so goddamm tired. I spent a good two and a half hours mowing just the front lawn today. Luckily, there was a cool northern breeze. But still, the mosquitoes were horrendous and the grass was up to my thigh. I had to go over the yard with the grass hog first for two reasons: 1. The grass was too high to run the mower over and 2. The grass was still wet near the ground and the mower would have choked bad.

Once I was done with the initial trim, my dad went over the yard with mower set with the blade pretty high. It cut just enough to look like hell and just enough to be able to mow over it again with the blade set a bit lower. So, I went ahead and mowed it for the third time.

Once everything was nice and short, I used the hog to edge the walkway, driveway and street curb. So now, the front yard looks purdy.

The back yard, on the other hand, still has a ton of standing water.

flood

Laura Benning

Mowed hair and yard