When the lights
come back on, something is moving in the
distance. It's Ninjara's pet python, Gigabyte.
He towers like the Loch
Ness Monter over the miniature audience, peering
at them through yellow
reptilian eyes as its tounge flicks in and out.
NINJARA
Uh, no! Gigabyte!
JACKIE CHAN
Aaaaaaaaaugh! <Screams like Charlie Brown>
NINJARA <Warns the crowd>
Everybody, stay still. No loud noises or sudden
movements. I
haven't fed him yet.
Suddenly, the snake hisses angrily and opens its
mouth revealing
its fangs and prepares to strike. But just when
all seems lost, Amber
comes to the rescue in her alien form. She distracts
the snake from
harming the tiny audience frozen with terror in
their seats.
AMBER
NO YOU DON'T! I WILL NOT LET YOU KILL THOSE PEOPLE!
<And she
strikes with her powers>
Energy bolts flash from her glowing eyes and hit
the python
which recoils in fright and anger, hissing as
it attempts to fight back
or retreat for safety. Again and again Amber blasts
away at the snake
until it gives up and slithers away.
JACKIE CHAN
Way to go, Amber!
AMBER
Are you OK Jackie?
JACKIE CHAN
At the moment so to speak.
NINJARA
Thank you for saving our lives and the lives of
the audience.
AMBER
The honor was mine vixen. <Smirks> I was
not going to let that
reptile harm you.
NINJARA
I honor you too. <Bows> You are a brave
alien.
AMBER
Thank you, I think. <Blushes red>
JACKIE CHAN
Good luck! <Thumbs up gesture>
Then as the alien struts away proudly Uncle Sheng,
Splinter and
April re-appear to kneel down before the tiny
people.
APRIL O'NEIL
Ya know, Ninjara, if these kinds of things don't
stop happening,
no one is going to invite us anywhere.
NINJARA <Annoyed>
O'Neil?! Just tell Donnie to hurry up before one
of those
sweeping people comes through.
JACKIE CHAN
I don't want to end up in the trash by mistake.
UNCLE SHENG
OK nephew, no problem, hehehehehahahaha.
It is then the Turtles call out from backstage
where they have
completed the rebooting of the laser.
DONATELLO
I fixed the machine! Stand clear everybody.
SPLINTER
Uh-oh, let's go before it fires again.
UNCLE SHENG
Aye, don't want to get zapped ourselves.
APRIL O'NEIL
Come on, Jade.
JADE
OK April, whatever you say. Bye Jackie, Ninjara.
JACKIE CHAN
See you soon Jade!
NINJARA
Asta-la-vista-baby...I'll be back! <Quotes
the Terminator>
LEONARDO
Let's hope the power holds out.
MICHAELANGELO
You got it leader.
RAPHAEL
Hang in there Ninjara, I'll save you!
NINJARA
My hero! <Smiles> I'll be waiting Ralph.
Then the captain peers down at the tiny audience
to address them
with the good news.
CAPTAIN BLACK
They fixed it! See, I told you everything would
be fine.
Ha-ha-ha. <Glares> Turtles! This had better
work, otherwise my command
base will be ruined. Think of all those tiny lawsuits.
DONATELLO
Don't worry captain, I promise it will work this
time.
JACKIE CHAN
Hold on everybody...
NINJARA
Here we go!
Then Donatello aims the machine at the audience,
and starts the
expansion process. The laser hums and whines as
it powers up to full
status then the energy bolt lashes from the barrel
of the laser and hits
the audience, Chan and Ninjara once more surrounding
them with its
blue-white aura of crackling lightning. In the
next it feels as if we
are growing big-big-big again, returning to normal
size once more until
the theater is restored to its origional size
again.
NINJARA
Way to go Donnie!
DONATELLO
Hey there, sister.
MICHAELANGELO
We did it!
RAPHAEL
Yahoo!
LEONARDO
That's a cowabunga gang.
Then the Turtles and Ninjara whack a high five
and shout the
war-cry of COWABUNGA!
JADE
Jackie, you're OK!
JACKIE CHAN
Never felt better myself.
UNCLE SHENG
It's good to see you normal again nephew.
JACKIE CHAN
Thanks uncle. I hate being small.
APRIL O'NEIL
I can see that, hahahahaha.
SPLINTER
Thank goodness it's over for now.
Then Black approaches with the trophy plaque to
present it to
the Turtles.
CAPTAIN BLACK
So, it is with great pleasure that I present the
INVENTOR OF THE
YEAR AWARD 2001 to Donatello.
Everybody claps and cheers as the purple-masked
Turtle accepts
the prize, blushing with embarrasement.
DONATELLO
Aww geez, thank you, thank you very much.
CRYSTAL
Alright Don, you won an award.
LARA CROFT
That must be an honor for you to win.
DONATELLO
Wow, the first time I won an award for creating
an invention
that really works.
SPLINTER
We are all proud of you my son.
APRIL O'NEIL
I think this calls for a celebration.
UNCLE SHENG
A good idea April...PARTY TIME!
JADE
Yaaaaaaaay!
JACKIE CHAN
Let's party gang!
NINJARA
Sounds good to me.
RAPHAEL
Excellent!
LEONARDO
Awesome dude!
MICHAELANGELO
Pizza time!
CAPTAIN BLACK
Oh good grief, I never knew you would all be excited
about this
ceremony and...oh the heck with it. LET'S PARTY
DUDES!
Then they all burst into laughter & giggling
hysteria as the
audience joins in the laughter too.
THE END
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