Just then a huge
shadow falls across the tiny audience making
everyone look up at the same time that Chan and
Ninjara glance up
curiously and gasp!
JACKIE CHAN
Uh-oh. Here comes trouble!
NINJARA
Jade?!
JADE
Ooo, little people. Smile for the camera.
She kneels down and takes a flash photograph of
the theater
which sets off a bright flash almost blinding
the people in their seats.
NINJARA
You'll blind us! What are you trying to do?!
JACKIE CHAN
Little brat. You don't...
JADE
I heard that! <Glowers> I'm not a brat.
<Then she gets an idea>
I'm going to show the little people to uncle.
Amused with her new toys, she picks up the theater
and carries
it with her as she searches for Splinter, April
& Sheng.
NINJARA <Terrified>
Leave the little people. Jade, Jade!
JACKIE CHAN
Don't pick us up!
Too late however as both Chan & Ninjara stumble
& sway about
trying to keep their balance, falling into one
another's arms and
shouting at Jade to be careful.
JACKIE CHAN
Whoa. Jade! Slow down.
NINJARA
Whoa! Ja...Put us down right now!
LARA CROFT
Easy little girl. Easy.
NINJARA
Give her the theater. Give her the theater, Jade!
But the tomboy walks past a few assistants in
the hands-free
helmet cameras and up to a TV monitor displaying
their recordings.
JACKIE CHAN
Put us...<Does double take> Look, we're
on TV!
Sure enough a video image of the audience in their
seats wearing
their safety goggles can be seen with Chan &
Ninjara staring at their
own selves on the screen.
NINJARA
Huh, we are? On TV! <Suprised> Where, I
need to see my closeup.
Then the image swings crazily to one side as Jade
continues
walking in search of her guardians.
NINJARA <Caught off guard>
Whoa!! Whoa, Jade. Stop!
JACKIE CHAN
Stop, stand still Jade.
AMBER <Peers down at tiny crowd>
Interesting...
CRYSTAL
Go find Donatello.
JACKIE CHAN
Get Donnie!
CRYSTAL <Worried>
Young lady, just watch where you're going, OK?
NINJARA
Stop! Turn around.
Finally Jade locates April, Sheng and Splinter
sitting in their
own seats on one side of the stage wall. She shows
the theater to them.
JADE
Hi April, uncle, Splinter. Look what I got.
UNCLE SHENG
Aye-yiyiyi, what on earth? <Shocked>
APRIL O'NEIL
Where did you find that?
JADE
Um, back there. <Nods head the other way>
SPLINTER
Jade, you put that theater back where you found
it right now.
March young lady!
CAPTAIN BLACK
And for goodness sakes, don't drop them. All right?
Oh, on
second thought, maybe you should just give it
to me. All right?
JACKIE CHAN
Not a good idea, not a good...
Black starts to reach out to take the theater
from Jade.
CAPTAIN BLACK
C'mon now Jade. Just give me the theater.
JADE <Backs away>
Mine! I found it so I should put it back.
CAPTAIN BLACK <Retreats>
OK, okay. Just put it down gently. Put it exactly
where it
was, otherwise the exits won't line up.
Nodding Jade returns to the spot where the theater
once stood
and carefully places it back onto the floor again.
CAPTAIN BLACK
Good girl. Donatello! <Calls over his shoulder>
Have you and
your brothers fixed that thing yet?
DONATELLO <Yells back>
I think I got it!
LEONARDO
Yes, it should work now.
RAPHAEL
Only one way to find out.
MICHAELANGELO
Here goes nothing dude!
Unfortunately the laser fizzles and short-circuits
again,
knocking out the main lights.
DONATELLO
Awwwwww...<Looks mad> I ain't got it.
LEONARDO
Drat!
MICHAELANGELO
Bummer!
RAPHAEL
Nuts!
CAPTAIN BLACK
Hold on folks.
END OF PART VII
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