Once the procedure
is finished, the tiny theater falls to the
ground and assistants rush over to inspect the
damage. To the audience
however, they appear as GIANTS. We shake up and
down in our seats with
every step they take.
SECTION 13 ASSISTANT 1
Get Donatello.
SECTION 13 ASSISTANT 2
Yes sir.
JACKIE CHAN
It's OK. Don't worry everybody. I've been through
this before.
NINJARA
That's easy for you to say Chan. <Then she
starts yelling> Help!
Somebody save us!
The samauri starts waving and shouting as loud
as she can to get
someone's attention. Jackie does it too.
JACKIE CHAN
Donatello! Hey, we're down here!
Donnie drops to the floor on hands & knees,
shaking the crowd up
some more. He is wearing one of his inventions,
the hands-free
helmet-cam. Flicking on a flashlight, he peers
through a magnifying
glass at the audience below him.
DONATELLO <His voice sounds like GOD>
EVERYBODY OK IN THERE? <This brings laughter>
JACKIE CHAN
Don, down here.
NINJARA
Yoo-hoo, here I am!
DONATELLO
Oh, there you are Ninjara, Chan. Uh-oh, you got
shrunk again I
see...
NINJARA <Frowns>
You could say that.
JACKIE CHAN
We did rescue the captain before he got hit by
the laser but
alas however we failed to save ourselves.
DONATELLO
Wowsers, <Mimics Inspector Gadget> Sorry
everybody, the machine
short circuited, blew a fuse. I got some more
in my office...I hope.
NINJARA
Good luck! <Gives him a thumbs up>
Then Splinter, April and Sheng arrive on-site.
SPLINTER
My son! You are alive and well again.
DONATELLO
Greetings sensei, <Bows> I'm fine thank
you.
UNCLE SHENG
It's good to see you normal again.
APRIL O'NEIL
Is everything OK?
At first Don dosen't know how to explain to his
master, Miss
O'Neil or Sheng what happened.
APRIL O'NEIL
Something wrong? <Curious look> Are you
alright?
UNCLE SHENG
You look funny, <Arches eyebrows> you not
hiding anything.
DONATELLO
No uncle I am not.
SPLINTER
Then what happened Donatello?
LEONARDO <Covers up for him>
Well there was a little accident and...
UNCLE SHENG
An accident? What accident.
LEONARDO
The shrinking laser backfired or malfunctioned
during a
demostration and accidentally hit the audience.
APRIL O'NEIL
It what?! <Shocked>
RAPHAEL
Uh, yeah...we um, HE DID IT! <Points at Don>
MICHAELANGELO
Hey-hey-hey, <Sounds like Fat Albert> don't
blame him, it's not
all his fault!
But Donatello knows he did wrong and must appologize.
DONATELLO
No, Ralph's right, I did it. <Looks guilty>
It's my fault.
UNCLE SHENG
You mean your invention backfired?
JADE
It did uncle, shrunk the audience.
APRIL O'NEIL
WHAT?! <Still can't believe what she heard>
SPLINTER
Good grief. <Looks alarmed> You mean the
audience is now tiny?
DONATELLO
Yes master. <Lowers head in shame>
LEONARDO
Uh, we'll be right back. C'mon bros!
Then he and his allies hurry away before anybody
else can say
anything more.
UNCLE SHENG
Where are you going? Come back.
SPLINTER
Where's Jackie Chan?
UNCLE SHENG
Where's my nephew! <Paniced>
JADE
He's around here somewhere uncle, I think.
APRIL O'NEIL
And where's Ninjara?
Just then the vixen and human spot the news reporter,
ninja
master, Jade and Chan's grandfather searching
the room for their lost
friends. Immediately they start yelling and waving
like crazy.
JACKIE CHAN
April! Hey April!
APRIL O'NEIL
HUUUUUUUUUUUH?! <Sees him, gasps, face a mask
of horror>
NINJARA
Splinter! I'm down here!
SPLINTER
GAAAAAAAAAAAH! <He too cries in horror>
UNCLE SHENG
AIIIIIIIIIIIIIE! <Screams too> Jackie, what
happened to you?
JACKIE CHAN
Hi uncle! Uh, sorry I got shrunk again. <Shrugs>
UNCLE SHENG
How did that happen? Wait, don't tell me...it
was Donatello's
laser that hit you right?
JACKIE CHAN
Yes, when Ninjara and I saved Black's life we
got struck down.
NINJARA
And now he has to repair the machine to blow us
back to normal
size again.
APRIL O'NEIL
Oh my goooooooood!
NINJARA
Ahh, April? I dropped my snake. I...I think he
might be over
there. Can you find him for me?
Miss O'Neil faints, her eyes roll back in her
head and he
collapses onto the floor.
APRIL O'NEIL
Oooooooooooh...
UNCLE SHENG
Aaaaaaaaaah...<He too faints>
JACKIE CHAN
Uncle! <Looks afraid> Wake up.
CAPTAIN BLACK <Hurries over>
They didn't land on anyone, did they? <More
laughter from the
crowd> Don't worry, April and Sheng will be
fine. Um, look. Just stay
in your seats Ladies & Gentlemen, and we'll
blow you up as soon as
possible. All right? You know what I mean.
Then he, Splinter and several assistants carry
April & Sheng
away for medical treatment.
NINJARA
Be careful with her. Don't drop her on anything.
JACKIE CHAN
You would think she, Miss O'Neil would be used
to this by now.
NINJARA
Which is more than I can say for your uncle.
JACKIE CHAN
Ha! He can't stand to see his nephew tiny.
NINJARA
Well, <Glares> don't get mad.
JACKIE CHAN
Who's mad? <Glares back>
END OF PART VI
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