:: HONEY I SHRUNK THE AUDIENCE PART 2 ::

Once inside the ampitheater, guests choose a row and are seated.
The auditorium has been set up so that the seats to the back can get a
good view of the award ceremony. To the right of the stage (Which is
covered by a blue curtain showcasing the Imagination Institute logo) is
a small monitor which will display close ups taken with another of
Donatello's inventions, the hands-free video camera helmet. Below the
screen is a podium, where a Section 13 assistant begins his safety
instructions.

SECTION 13 ASSISTANT
Ladies and Gentlemen, please put on your safety goggles now.
These will protect you from any flying debris that can occur during any
scientific demostration. And once again I'd like to remind you there is
no eating, drinking, videotaping, flash photography...

Suddenly a machine from behind the curtain zaps the podium,
causing a flash of light and puff of smoke. The assistant hits the deck
to avoid being hit, peeks back up to check if the coast is clear before
reminding the guests of another NO-NO.

SECTION 13 ASSISTANT
And no smoking please. Enjoy the show and good luck.

As the assistant exits stage left or right, lights begin to
shine from behind the curtain. We can just make out the shadows of
Crystal, an alien visitor disquised as a human female woman dressed in
60s-70s hippie style clothing with peace symbol around her neck, Amber
another alien visitor disquised as a canine dog with red scarf around
her neck. They make final preparations for the show to begin. (NOTE:
Amber and Crystal are the characters of the animated SCOOBY DOO AND THE
ALIEN INVADERS movie)

AMBER
Boss, how much time do we have left?
CRYSTAL
Not much. <Peeks through curtain> Uh-oh. The audience is
already seated. <Looks around> Where's Donatello?
AMBER <Puzzled>
I dunno.
CRYSTAL <Speaks to the visitors>
Um. Hello everybody. We'll be with you in just a minute - soon
as we find the guest of honor.

Just then Lara Croft the Tomb Raider looks up as she hears a
buzzing-humming noise approaching, getting closer.

LARA CROFT
Look! There he is!
CRYSTAL <Shocked>
Donnie!!
AMBER
Aye-yi-yi! <Yelps in terror>

A tiny object flies around the stage, causing Amber, Lara and
Crystal to yell, scream and duck their heads. Suddenly it rips a hole
in the curtain and appears right in front of the audience. It's
Donatello the MR. FIX-IT-TURTLE in his traditional purple bandana
facemask, elbow-wrist-kneepads & bo staff strapped across his shell,
riding his new invention, a HOVERPOD.

DONATELLO
Well, hello! As you can see, I used my shrinking laser to not
only shrink my size, but also my personal HoverPod. Now I get 22 miles
to the teaspoon. <The machine starts to swerve, sway> Whoa, watch out,
those blades are sharp! <Fights to regain control and succeeds> Well,
hi, how are you doing? <Zooms in close like he's talking to you> Having
a good time dudes? Anyway, this machine combines speed, altitude and
hover capabilities. Left and Right - all controlled by this little
piece of machinery.

He tosses the control box into the air, but misses the catch and
drops it.

DONATELLO
Oops, uh-oh...<Scared, nervous look>

The HoverPod starts spinning out of control, crashing back
through the curtain, and off-stage as Donnie yells in terror, trying to
maintain balance and try to stop the runaway machine. Once more
Crystal, Lara & Amber scream in terror and hit the floor to avoid being
hit or cut by the flying contraption.

DONATELLO <Starts shouting like George Jetson>
Help! Help! Jane stop this crazy thing...help JAAAAAAAANE!

Then he dissapears from view. Lara, Amber & Crystal get back to
their feet again and can't believe what just occured.

AMBER
Now what do we do boss?
CRYSTAL
Start the show.
AMBER
Go!
LARA CROFT
No, wait!

END OF PART II

 





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