April Wise – - cracks **
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Q : Why did Mikey’s tomato turn red?
A : It saw the salad dressing!
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Q: What is a Rahzar the wolfman’s favorite pizza?
A: PUParonni!!
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Q: Did the Ninja Weapons come in handy to cut the pie ??
A: Sword of ..
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Q: What’s worse than a Mouser in your bathtub ??
A: Two Mousers in your bathtub.
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Q: When do Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles eat pizza on the rooftop ??
A: When the meal is on the house.
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Q: What does Mikey like for dessert ??
A: Michelan Jello.
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Q: What is Leo’s favorite fish ??
A: Swordfish.
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Q: What kind of food does Leo like best ??
A: Hero Sandwiches.
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Q: What do you call Raphael when he won’t stop talking ??
A: A Rebel without a pause.
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Q: Why is Don a good soccer player ??
A: He knows how to use his head.
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KNOCK KNOCK
Who’s THERE ??
Mikey.
MIKEY WHO ??
Mikey won’t open the lock, so let me in !!
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KNOCK KNOSK
Who’s THERE ??
Turtle
TURTLE WHO ??
Turtle-ly awesome dude !!
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Q: Where should a 300 pound Utrom go ??
A: On a diet.
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Q: How did the Utroms serve dinner in space ?
A: On flying saucers.
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Q: How come Utoms are always lonely ??
A: They have no body.
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Q: Why did the Utrom leave the relay race ??
A: He wanted to quit while he was a head.
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Q: What does Splinter get when he’s stuck in traffic ??
A: Rodent Rage.
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Q: What kind of car does Mike drive ??
A: A jokeswagon.
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Q: How does Michelangelo like to knock out enemies ??
A: With a punch line.
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Q: When is Hun not fully dressed ??
A: When he’s in his HUN-derwear.
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Q: What time is it when you’re stuck in ruch hour with a bunch of Mousers??
A: Crush hour.
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Q: Does a Mouser robot make a good pet ??
A: Sure, if you’ve got a thirty mile leash !!
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Q: What side of Shredder has the most blades ??
A: The outside.
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Q: Why was the Shredder’s calender frightened ??
A: It’s days were numbered !!
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Q: Why was the Shredder kicked out of school ??
A: He cut class.
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Q: What’s Baxter Stockman’s favourite book ??
A: “April Falls Down” by Mr.Step
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Q: Where does Mikey hate to be seated in a restaurant ??
A: The non-joking section.
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- Posted in tmnt on April 1st, 2009